The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
Steve Whitmire: Rizzo the Rat, Gill the Frog, Chicken, College Student in Audience, Dog
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Quotes
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Pete : Is no good. Rats want job. Frog want job. What next, penguins?
[a group of penguins peek through the door]
Penguin : Do you have any jobs available?
Pete , Kermit the Frog , Rizzo the Rat , Tatooey the Rat , Masterson Rat , Chester the Rat , Yolanda - Rat : No!
Penguin : Well, excuse us for living!
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Rizzo the Rat : What's this supposed to be?
Pete : Is grits! Grits! Hominy grits!
Rizzo the Rat : How should I know how many? Count 'em yourself.
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Rizzo the Rat : Ok, what'll ya have?
Floyd : The number for The Board Of Health!
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Bill the Frog : I'll pick up the bill today, Gil.
Gil the Frog : Oh, good. Something from the grill, Jill?
Jill the Frog : No, meat makes me ill, Gil.
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Baby Kermit : [Muppet Babies, singing] She's gonna be a movie star. And she's gonna learn to drive a car; she's gonna be a vet'rinarian, too.
[to Kermit]
Miss Piggy : And I'm gonna always love you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
Fozzie Bear : Well, she's gonna be a singer, whoa-whoa-whoa!
Scooter : And she's gonna learn to fly a plane!
Rowlf : She'll be a doctor of diseases and help you with your sneezes...
Gonzo : ...and practice neurosurgery on your brain!
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Kermit the Frog : Have you tried something simple like: Ocean Breeze Soap will get you clean.
Bill the Frog : Wait a minute! What just a second! You mean just say what the product does? Why, no one's ever tried that!
Gil the Frog : Oh, well, it's - it's crazy.
Jill the Frog : Why, it's nuts!
Bill the Frog , Gil the Frog , Jill the Frog : We love it!
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Rizzo the Rat : [Rizzo walks by with a plate of food] Gangway! Coming through! Hey, watch it, will ya?
Fozzie Bear : Hey, that waiter's a rat!
Floyd : I'm glad we got no money, now I got no appetite.
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Rizzo the Rat : That does it! Another rat crack, right? Well, I got feelings too.
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Bill the Frog : Philip Phil? Catchy name. Phil, I'm Bill and this is Gil.
Gil the Frog : Phil, I'm Gil and this is Jill.
Jill the Frog : Phil, I'm Jill. You know Gil and Bill.
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Gil the Frog : We can always use a frog with horse sense.
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Bill the Frog : We've been working on a new slogan. Tell us if you like it.
Gil the Frog : "Ocean Breeze Soap. For people who don't want to stink. "
Bill the Frog : What do you think?
Jill the Frog : Be frank, Phil.
Kermit the Frog : [suffering from amnesia] I don't like it.
Gil the Frog : You don't?
