- Palmer Woodrow: What do you recommend?
- Caddy: Lessons.
- Palmer Woodrow: I meant what club, wise-ass?
- Caddy: Aah, if I were you, I'd stick to kicking.
- Palmer Woodrow: If you were me, you wouldn't be a caddy.
- Caddy: Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like, yes it is! It's slicing toward the elm trees!
- Palmer Woodrow: Who are you, Curt fucking Gowdy?