Making the Grade (1984)

Dana Olsen: Palmer Woodrow

Quotes 

• Palmer Woodrow : What do you recommend?

  Caddy : Lessons.

  Palmer Woodrow : I meant what club, wise-ass?

  Caddy : Aah, if I were you, I'd stick to kicking.

  Palmer Woodrow : If you were me, you wouldn't be a caddy.

• Mr. Townsend : As your father's personal assistant...

  Palmer Woodrow : You're an ass-kissing joke!

• Caddy : Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like, yes it is! It's slicing toward the elm trees!

  Palmer Woodrow : Who are you, Curt fucking Gowdy?