Monster Dog (1984)

Alice Cooper: Vince Raven

Photos 

Quotes 

• Vincent Raven : When I was a kid, I could find my way home just by the smell.

  Sandra : What smell?

  Vincent Raven : The bullshit. It's unmistakable.

• Vincent Raven : Listen, werewolves *do* exist.

  Sandra : Oh, bullshit, Vince! The year 2000 is just around the corner. I am a recognized expert in electronic videos and you are the hottest rock n' roll star - in the world! You're making records, videos, movies - on high-tech electronic equipment of fantastic sophistication. You can get on a plane tonight and be in Australia tomorrow. And *you're* scared of werewolves.

• Vincent Raven : You sure are something; do you know that, Sandra?

  Sandra : Do *you* know something, Vince? As soon as we deliver this video job, we're heading straight for Moorea, one of the hundred and thirty Polynesian islands. Floating in crystal clear water; two weeks of nude sunbathing, coconut drinks and making love. I love you, Vince; I can't stand to see you like this.

  [they kiss] 

• Vincent Raven : Joss. I can hardly remember his face. He was already old when I left. The kids used to rib him about the way he shook all the time. They were always asking him to make us malts.

• Vincent Raven : Sometimes I'm James Bond. Sometimes I'm Billy the Kid. Sometimes I feel like Sherlock Holmes. Sometimes I feel like Jack the Ripper.