Hollywood Hot Tubs (1984)

Paul Gunning: Shawn Wright

Quotes 

• Shawn Wright : [after Shawn's parents drop him off at Uncle Al's plumbing shop]  Is this it?

  Wally Wright : Now, it's all been set up with Al. Now, you shape up or you ship out.

  Shawn Wright : All right, all right. Mom, open the door.

  [Beverly opens the door to let Shawn out] 

  Beverly Wright : We love you, Shawn. Now, we're only trying to save you from the butt-slammers.

  Shawn Wright : Mom, take another valium.

  Beverly Wright : That's a good idea.

• Mr. Slate : [meets with Shawn and his parents at their house after Shawn gets busted]  Okay, Shawn, this is the end of the line. Your ass is in a sling, this time.

  Wally Wright : Mr. Slate, it's a phase. Every boy goes through this.

  Beverly Wright : Shawn is not a bad boy.

  Shawn Wright : Yeah, Shawn's not a bad boy. It's just a phase.

  Mr. Slate : [sarcastic]  Oh, sure. Is that why I'm your probation officer, you little pain in the ass? Look, Mr. and Mrs. Wright, the state of California's just about had it with him. Now, I overlooked the time when he put my phone number in Screw Magazine for free phone sex.

  Shawn Wright : I didn't know there were so many freaks out there.

  Mr. Slate : How about the time about the matter involving the five thousand prophylactics...

  Wally Wright : Now, wait a minute! Just stop!

  Shawn Wright : No, no, don't stop. He's just coming to the good part.

  Beverly Wright : [looking behind the couch pillows]  Oh, God, what a time to lose my valium.

  Mr. Slate : Look, what are we going to do with the kid?

  Wally Wright : Well, we've taken away his allowance.

  Beverly Wright : Grounded him.

  Mr. Slate : Well, he got out last night.

  Wally Wright : Well, what more can we do?

  Beverly Wright : What about summer camp?

  Mr. Slate : Well, he's too old for military school.

  Wally Wright : What about the army?

  Mr. Slate : I'd say a job, but who's gonna hire him?

  Beverly Wright : [to Wally]  Maybe your brother Al could give him a job.

  Wally Wright : Are you kidding? I can't do that to him!

  Shawn Wright : Of course you can't, Dad. I think we should give the boy another chance.

  Wally Wright : Shut up! My brother Al, he has got a going business. He could probably use some extra help in there and, besides, he handled tougher characters, than you, when he was in the marines.

  Shawn Wright : No way! I'll take jail!

  Mr. Slate : Okay. Let me just warn you. You're not black, you're not brown, and you don't belong to any gang. Now, you'd last just about as long down there as vanilla ice cream in hell. Now, your booty wouldn't be safe for five minutes, sweetie. Those butt-slammers will just love you.

  Wally Wright : Hell, he can't refuse. He owes me too much money.

  Beverly Wright : Yeah, another bad investment just like that HHT deal.

  Wally Wright : Not now, huh? We'll see some investment returns!

  Shawn Wright : What's HHT?

  Beverly Wright : [notices her valium bottle is empty]  Oh, damn!

  Mr. Slate : Look, all right!

  [to Shawn] 

  Mr. Slate : Which is it?

  Shawn Wright : [after pondering]  How is old, dear, sweet, loveable Uncle Al, anyway?

• [Topless buxom Desiree has Shawn bound and gagged] 

  Desiree : Okay, play it strong and silent. I like that too. You be the master and I'll be the willing slave. You - Tarzan, me - Jane.

  Shawn Wright : [rips open the rope and gag]  You - crazy, me - out of here.

  [as Desiree pulls him back by his pants into the floor] 

  Shawn Wright : Hey, lady, I thought you said *I* was Tarzan.

  Desiree : Okay, king of the jungle, swing on these!

  [shakes her large breasts in front of his face] 

• Jeff Partridge : [comes in to check on the repairs]  Are you finished with the damn thing yet?

  Shawn Wright : [as Desiree rubs her buxom body on his]  Yeah, but could you come back in half an hour?

  Desiree : Hmm, who's he?

  Shawn Wright : Pay no attention. That's just Cheetah.

  Jeff Partridge : Oh, come on

  [pulls Shawn away from Desiree] 

  Jeff Partridge : . We've got a job to do.

  Shawn Wright : [as Jeff pulls him out]  Shit.

• [Jeff accidentally enters a hot tub room and bumps into a topless buxom Desiree who holds a whip in her hands] 

  Shawn Wright : [whips the floor]  Kneel, you bastard, kneel!

  Jeff Partridge : Thanks, nice to see you!

  [runs off from the room as she starts to get up] 

• Shawn Wright : [while entering a room]  Jeff?

  [turns around to see topless buxom Desiree slamming the door shut and holding a whip in her hands] 

  Shawn Wright : I know you.

  Desiree : I bet you do.

  [whips the wall] 

  Shawn Wright : [picks up a random phone]  Jeff! Help! Help!

• [Topless buxom Desiree throws Shawn on the floor and holds his legs] 

  Desiree : Uhoo, I want you. Ever since I saw that cute little fanny of yours I've been dying to take a bite out of it!

  Shawn Wright : No... ah!

  [screams as she takes a bite]