Conan the Destroyer (1984)

Tracey Walter: Malak

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• Conan : Into the boat!

  Malak : Somebody should stay and watch the horses.

  Conan : Malak!

  Malak : I didn't mean me.

• Malak : A fine magician you are! Go back to juggling apples.

• Malak : My cousin's sister's brother never said anything about bars. How do we get back up?

  Akiro 'The Wizard' : The bars were put up after your sister's brother's cousin escaped!

  Malak : Cousin's sister's brother! How many times do I have to tell you that?

  Akiro 'The Wizard' : You said your sister's brother's cousin!

  Zula : Who cares who's sister's brother's cousin it is? What difference does it make?

• Malak : I think we made the merchant angry.

  Conan : Are you surprised?

  Malak : But we didn't steal everything he had!

  Conan : We didn't have time.

• Malak : Why aren't they trying to kill us?

  Conan : Maybe they want to capture us, then torture us to death.

• Akiro 'The Wizard' : The bars were put up after your sister's brother's cousin escaped!

  Malak : Cousin's sister's brother. How many times do I have to tell you that?

  Zula : Who cares who it is? What difference does it make?

• Akiro 'The Wizard' : lf there is anything here that you like, try not to take it.

  Malak : I know when to steal and when not to.

• Malak : Those savages should thank me, sparing them a terrible stomachache. Why would they wanna eat someone as old and as sour as you?

  Akiro 'The Wizard' : They thought if they digested me, my magic would be in their blood.

  Malak : At least they coulda washed you first.

• Malak : Akiro's own magic mixture. Let me help you.

  [rubs lotion in on Zula's inner upper thigh] 

  Zula : What do you think you're doing?

  Malak : Covering your wound.

  Zula : My wound is lower.

  Malak : We don't want an infection to spread.

  Zula : [raises her spear]  I'll spread your head open.

• Princess Jehnna : She said that if she wanted a man, she'd reach out and take him.

  Malak : Good idea.

  Princess Jehnna : But then what? I mean, you've got him. What do you do with him?

  Malak : That's easy. You see, you just - you, eh - well, you see, in order for a man to really know a woman and for her to know him, they have to - eh - they have to - to join.

  Princess Jehnna : Join?

  Malak : Eh, eh, get together. You see, he has to take his - his, eh, eh - and grab her by the - eh - there you are. Joined. I mean, how do you think flowers grow?

• Malak : Kill him or something.

  Conan : My dagger is gone. You kill him.

  Malak : Not me. It's bad luck to kill a wizard.

• Malak : What's in it for us? What are we? Some charitable institution? We're thieves!