Cannonball Run II (1984)

George Lindsey: Uncle Cal

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Quotes 

• [while Terry and Mel try to get a car from Cal, the chimp plays with the phone] 

  Uncle Cal : Stop it, boy! I told you not to play with the phone!

  [Cal hangs up the phone] 

  Uncle Cal : Damn chimp costs me three hundred a month in wrong numbers.

  [the chimp starts throwing things at Cal] 

  Uncle Cal : Hey! Stop it, you primate! That's it, I've had it with you! 'Scuse me, boys. I need to teach this boy some manners. Hey, son.

  [Cal hits the chimp with his hat. The chimp hits him back and knocks him across the room] 

  Uncle Cal : Now you stepped in it.

  [Cal engages in a slap fight with the chimp and ultimately loses] 

  Uncle Cal : [to Mel and Terry]  Boys, I got one condition on your needs. I'm gonna give you the limo, but only if you take this hairy son of a bitch with you!