Cannonball Run II (1984)
Ricardo Montalban: King
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Quotes
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King : How come you have a blond, blue-eyed slave?
Shiek : He's an actor. Hasn't had a series in seven years.
The Slapper : Nine.
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[first lines]
King : For one thousand centuries, the Falafel Family has ruled the deserts with one thing: speed! We had the fastest camels and the fastest horses. And now, due to... you know what
[mimics oil bubbling up]
King : , we have the fastest planes, the fastest boats, and the fastest cars. Except for one: yours! Last year, I sent you to America for one simple task. So simple. To emblazen the Falafel name as fastest in the world by winning the Cannonball Run. And you... failed!
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[last lines]
King : Once again, you have brought shame and disgrace on our tribe by not winning the Cannonball Run.
Shiek : But, father. There was this doctor in the car! He tried to give me a
[mimics injecting a hypodermic needle]
Shiek : It was his mix!
King : I warn you. Tomorrow's race is the last Cannonball I am financing. If you do not win, do not bother to come home.
Shiek : Father, don't worry! I can't lose! I have hired the winner of this Cannonball to be my co-driver in the next one. I would like you to meet him. I have told him so much about you.
[the King looks intrigued and gives an approving nod. The Shiek leads him to the car]
Shiek : Excuse me, mister. I would like you to meet my pop!
[He opens the door, revealing the chimp. The chimp grabs the King and kisses him]