Trading Places (1983)

Al Franken: Baggage Handler #1

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• Baggage Handler #1 : I'm dressed as uh, as a baggage handler.

  Baggage Handler #2 : You can imagine how embarrassed I was, when I saw someone at the party with the same costume I had.

• Stationmaster : This animal is being routed through to New York. It's care and feeding instructions are on this bill of lading.

  Baggage Handler #2 : Okay, gotcha.

  Stationmaster : Now, I doubt if you'll have any problems, but if you do, there's a tranquilizer gun in the first aid kit.

  Baggage Handler #1 : Oh, yeah?

  Baggage Handler #1 : [sniffs]  Say, have you guys been drinking?

  Baggage Handler #2 : Oh no, not us.

  Baggage Handler #1 : There's enough drunks on this train, already.