- Phoebe Craddock: Whenever we sit in a restaurant, you always take the best seat, with your back to the wall so everyone can see you!
- Jason Carmichael: And so they can't see you! You dress like a walking garage sale!
- Jason Carmichael: You could have broken a rib! Who the hell do you think you are?
- Phoebe Craddock: I'll tell you who I am, you're full of shit, that's who I am!
- Phoebe Craddock: I wish I could think of a response to that, but right now I'm in the middle of a hot flash!
- Phoebe Craddock: Do you think someone could fall in love that fast?
- Jason Carmichael: Of course. It happened to me once. I was at the Tony awards two years ago, I saw this woman from the back. She was wearing a blue taffeta dress, and she had gleaming black hair, cascading over creamy white shoulders. I fell instantly in love. then she turned 'round and it was you.
- Phoebe Craddock: It was green actually.
- Jason Carmichael: What was?
- Phoebe Craddock: The dress. It was from the second act of "Somewhere every summer" I borrowed it from wardrobe.
- Jason Carmichael: I might have known you wouldn't have bought it.
- Phoebe Craddock: Do you love her, Jason?
- Jason Carmichael: Love her? I can't even hear her from the balcony!
- Phoebe Craddock: Then why?
- Jason Carmichael: Christ! Don't you understand anything about sex?
- Phoebe Craddock: Apparently not.
- Blanche Dailey: Were you eavesdropping?
- Jason Carmichael: Of course not, who could hear anything over the clash of your bracelets.
- Blanche Dailey: What about you, my love? Are you going to marry that nice young man?
- Phoebe Craddock: Well, I've gone from no to perhaps but I'm not fooling anyone. Not even myself.
- Phoebe Craddock: I take it this is my friend and not my agent talking.
- Blanche Dailey: I just don't want to see you turn into one of those dotty women writers who drink too much and wear hats.
- Allison St. James: Jason, I found out why Phoebe left you.
- Jason Carmichael: Allison, will you be quiet, we're rehearsing.
- Allison St. James: Jason, I'm divorcing you.
- Jason Carmichael: How do you feel?
- Phoebe Craddock: Sleepy. Incredibly sleepy. Do you think that's the alcohol?
- Jason Carmichael: Either that or the bananas.
- Jason Carmichael: Blanche, you're not in the chorus anymore. You don't have to be heard at the back of the house.
- Phoebe Craddock: [waking] Oh, god! I had the most horrible dream! I was at the opening night party, the mayor was sitting next to me...
- [remembering]
- Phoebe Craddock: Oh... God!
- Jason Carmichael: Leo, you seem like an intelligent man; why do you to all the trouble to hide it with ugly ties?
- Leo Janowitz: It's no trouble.