Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
Bill Wiley: Reverend Flavel
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Quotes
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Reverend Flavel : Blaspehmy! Shakespeare must go! So sayeth the Shepherd!
The Flock Members : SO SAYETH THE FLOCK!
Reverend Flavel : And what sayeth you, Mr. Carter?
Carter : [very angry at this point] Get the Flock out of here!
[the students all start cheering]
Reverend Flavel : This means war! HOLY WAR! Flock! FOLLOW!
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Reverend Flavel : [after the Klan has crashed Rev. Flavel's revival, bald, naked and circumcised] Behold the Spawn of Satan! The Bowels of Perdition. Hear what I say! I speak Salvation! I speak Redemption!
Mickey : [instructing Tommy Turner to turn on the tape recorder] Now.
Reverend Flavel : CLEARLY I say this to thee...
Commissioner Hurley : [on the tape] Holy Shit! Look at the dick on that son of a bitch!
[the guy he was pointing to mouths, "Me?"]
Commissioner Couch : [on the tape] Hey, Mayor! That guy's dork's even bigger that yours!
Commissioner Hurley : [on the tape] If you wore a cape like that, you could give your secretary a flying fuck!
[a mother covers her young daughter's ears, but clearly too late]
Mayor Abernathy : [on the tape] Look at that snatch!
Woman at Rally : Oh My God!
[faints]
Little Girl : Oh, Mother.
Commissioner Couch : [on the tape] Hey, Mayor. Does Reverend Flavel approve of this one?
Reverend Flavel : [to Mayor] You Scum!
Mayor Abernathy : [on the tape] Approve? Are you kidding? Reverend Flavel GAVE me this one!
[audience starts booing loudly]
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Reverend Flavel : [a photographer takes a picture of him losing complete control of the revival, he turns to him] You son of a bitch, don't you rele...
[Another photographer takes a pic, he turns on him]
Reverend Flavel : You son of a bitch, you better...
[He stops and, realizing it's no use anymore, throws a fit]
Reverend Flavel : Awwww SHHHHHIIIIITTTTTTT!