Vacation (1983)
John Candy: Lasky - Guard at Walleyworld
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Quotes
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Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld : Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya.
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Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld : That's not a real gun, is it Clark?
Clark Griswald : Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I.
Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld : It's a BB gun!
Clark Griswald : Don't tempt me. I could put an eye out with this thing.
Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld : You couldn't even break the skin with that thing.
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Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld : Has your father ever killed anyone?
Rusty : Just a dog. Oh and my Aunt Edna.
Clark Griswald : Hey you can't prove that Russ.
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Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld : Rusty, may I call you Rusty? I had a bad experience on this ride once.
Rusty Griswold : What happened?
Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld : I threw up.
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Grover : Mr. Walley, he treated me like a dog, Mr. Walley! He humiliated my human decency, this guy!
Roy Walley : [confused] What did he do to your dog?
Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld : Well, uh, he kidnapped me, Mr. Walley, but I tell ya, I had a great time on your rides. It was the most fantastic time I ever had in my life! I like the part where it goes REALLY way up.
Roy Walley : I'm glad you liked it.
[to policeman]
Roy Walley : Now what's happening right now?
Clark : [to Ellen] It's Roy Walley, honey!
Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld : Yeah, Mr. Walley, my name is Russ Lasky, I-I met you at the summer picnic last year, and I just want to tell you, I had the greatest time in my life.
Policeman : They kidnapped one of my men, sir.
Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld : I was the one who was sick. Well anyway, Mr. Walley, I went on all the rides, I didn't even get sick this time! Normally, I get sick on all your rides...
Roy Walley : QUIET!
Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld : I didn't even get sick once.