Mr. Mom (1983)

Ann Jillian: Joan Hampton

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• Annette : [as Jack is driving away from the super market]  He's married!

  Joan : So were we, once!

• Joan : [Shows her cards to Jack; open cleavage]  Are these any good?

  Jack Butler : [Trying hard to not look down Joan's blouse]  You got two pair... You got... Plenty

• Joan : Let me tell you about flannel. It gets me hot.

• Joan : Can I give you a hand?

  Jack Butler : You can give me two I don't know what the hell I'm doing

• Joan : Not so easy, is it?

  Jack Butler : Boy, I'll say.

  Joan : Might even be the toughest job in the entire world. Bends your back, drives you nuts, and it makes your boobs droop. So don't be ashamed about asking for help. Mommy training can be very, very tricky.

• Joan : You had quite a burst of nervous energy last night.

  Jack Butler : Yeah.

  Joan : You should have called me.

• Jack Butler : Joan, do I look fat or overweight at all to you?

  Joan : I like a man with a little meat on his bones.

• Joan : [on the phone]  It was very insensitive of us. Caroline had every right to be angry.

  Jack Butler : We're not talking - or doin' anything else.

  Joan : I'll be right there.