A Christmas Story (1983)

Zack Ward: Scut Farkus

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Quotes 

• Scut Farkus : Listen, jerk! When I tell you to come, you better come.

  [Ralphie quivers] 

  Scut Farkus : What, you're gonna cry now? Come on, crybaby! Cry for me, come on! CRY!

  [mimicking Ralphie crying and laughing, Ralphie begins to glare at him] 

  Ralphie as an Adult : [narrating]  Deep within the recesses of my brain, a tiny red hot little flame began to grow.

  [Ralph finally lunges at Scut for a final showdown] 

• [Scut Farkus scares Ralphie, Flick and Schwartz. But, he grabs Schwartz's arms] 

  Scut Farkus : Say "Uncle"!

  Schwartz : Uncle!

  Scut Farkus : Uncle.

  Schwartz : Uncle!

  Scut Farkus : Louder!

  Schwartz : Uncle!

  Scut Farkus : LOUDER!

  Schwartz : Uncle!

  Scut Farkus : Louder!

  Schwartz : [screams]  UNCLE!

  [Scut lets go of him] 

  Scut Farkus : Crybaby.

  Ralphie as an Adult : [narrating]  In our world, you were either a bully, a toady, or one of the nameless rabble of victims.

  Grover Dill : Alright, who's next?

  [roars, Ralphie, Randy, Flick and Schwartz screaming and running away. Scut Farkus and Grover Dill cackling] 

• [Ralphie and his friends are heading to the school] 

  Flick : Do you know what I'm getting for my old man for Christmas?

  Schwartz , Ralphie : Yeah, what?

  Flick : A rose that squirts. People come to smell it, it squirts them.

  Schwartz : I'm getting my old man a Flit gun.

  Ralphie : A Flit gun?

  Schwartz : Yeah.

  [Scut Farkus roaring at them, hanging on the monkey bars. They began to screaming and running to school. Grover Dill stops them] 

  Grover Dill : Stop right there.

  Ralphie : Who, me?

  Grover Dill : Yeah, you! Get over there!

  Ralphie : I can't now, Grover. I've... I've gotta go see Miss Shields.

  [They ran into school] 

  Grover Dill : Hey, come here! Get back here!

  Scut Farkus : Yeah, you get back here! Come back here!

  [to Flick] 

  Scut Farkus : You... come here.

  Flick : Who, me?

  Grover Dill : No, your Aunt Tilly. Yeah, you. Get over here!

  [Flick comes to them] 

  Flick : Uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle.

  [Scut Farkus grabs his arms, he screams] 

  Flick : UNCLE! UNCLE!