Dungeons & Dragons (1983–1985)
Sidney Miller: Dungeon Master
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Quotes
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Eric : [speaking to Presto] Did you hear what he said? No telling *what* we may run into.
Dungeon Master : [appearing from nowhere] No telling?
Eric : [shouts in startlement] Dungeon Master! Do you always have to do that?
Dungeon Master : No. Not always.
Eric : Huh?
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[Bobby has been bitten by a dragon turtle and is sick]
Diana the Acrobat : There must be something we can do. We can't just let him get worse.
Dungeon Master : The only cure - is the foot of a Yellowdragon.
Eric : Oh great. What are we supposed to do? Waltz up to a yellow dragon and ask to borrow his foot?
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Dungeon Master : However, through defeat you shall find victory.
Diana the Acrobat : What's that supposed to mean?
Eric : It means the warranty has run out on Dungeon Master's brain.
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Dungeon Master : Just follow that path. But beware. You must never touch - the beauty - that breathes the beast.
Eric : Beauty that breathes the beast? What is that, Cinderella with bad breath?
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Dungeon Master : Evil energy is like evil force. Change its direction, and it changes to good!