Victor/Victoria (1982)

Graham Stark: Waiter

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• Victoria : The bourguignon was just a little tough.

  Waiter : Maybe the way you are eating your jaws are getting tired.

  Toddy : Speaking of overworked jaws, why don't you treat yours to a sabbatical and fetch me a wine list?

  Victoria : [holding up a glass]  This is all they have.

  Toddy : This? The last time I saw a specimen like this, they had to shoot the horse!

  Waiter : [irritated]  How lucky can you get? In one evening a Rockefeller... and a Groucho Marx.

  Toddy : Oh, they didn't shoot a real horse... just a costume with two waiters in it.

  Waiter : I shall think of a sharp retort while I am getting your roast chicken.

  Toddy : It's a wise man who knows when to throw in the towel.

  Waiter : And it is a moron who gives advice to a horse's arse.

• Toddy : Are you impugning this lady's integrity?

  Waiter : She's impugning my salad.

• Victoria : Could I see the wine list?

  Waiter : We have a white 1934, we have a red 1934. Last week we had some Rosee, but we're using it in the salad.