The Last American Virgin (1982) Poster

Mel Welles: Druggist

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  • Druggist : [1:04:02]  Your balls itch? Crabs! At your age? Young people. Don't worry about it. Now if you take this and apply it 3 times a day. Those little things will go away in no time.

    Gary : Thank you. Thanks

    Druggist : You're welcome

    Gary : Pay him

    David : How much do I owe you?

    Druggist : $3.99

    David : Crab killer: $3.99

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