Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)

Reni Santoni: Carlos Rodriguez

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Quotes 

• Captain Carlos Rodriguez : Are you wearing pajamas? Senor, I'll help you take them off.

  Rigby Reardon : I don't need help with my pajamas!

  Captain Carlos Rodriguez : Stop! Now.

  Rigby Reardon : See? Carlos!

  Captain Carlos Rodriguez : Don't worry about your pajamas, senor. I'll take care of them.

  Captain Carlos Rodriguez : Out of the way! We're chasing a killer! Everybody, stand back! He's with me. Coming through!

  Captain Carlos Rodriguez : [mumbling with pajamas in his mouth]  Coming through. Coming through.

  Captain Carlos Rodriguez : Senor. Cuidado, senor. Cuidado.

  Rigby Reardon : Stand back! Cuidado.

  Captain Carlos Rodriguez : Senor, your pajamas!

  Rigby Reardon : Forget the pajamas!

  Captain Carlos Rodriguez : [gun shot] 

  [Groaning] 

  Rigby Reardon : Are you all right, Carlos?

  Captain Carlos Rodriguez : It's all right. It's just a bullet. My wife Carmelita will suck it out. Go ahead. And don't worry about your pajamas. I'll take care of them!

• Captain Carlos Rodriguez : Be careful of the, uh, fat one who sweats a lot.

  Rigby Reardon : What about Kitty Collins?

  Captain Carlos Rodriguez : She doesn't sweat as much, but she's just as dangerous.

• Captain Carlos Rodriguez : Senor Reardon, when will you be leaving Carlotta?

  Rigby Reardon : Next plane out, Carlos.

  Captain Carlos Rodriguez : Aha! That give me four hours to wash and press your pajamas.

  Rigby Reardon : No thanks, Carlos. I don't think I'll be needing my pajamas anymore.

  Captain Carlos Rodriguez : What a guy!

• Captain Carlos Rodriguez : Where are you staying?

  Rigby Reardon : Hotel Guano.