Best Friends (1982)
Burt Reynolds: Richard Babson
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Quotes
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Paula McCullen : Breasts too large, Richard? Every female character you create has breasts too large.
Richard Babson : Mmm... but I make them suffer for it.
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Richard Babson : Paula, there's some statements I wanna' make with my life. You're one of 'em. Living with you just says that you're my lover and my friend. It doesn't state that you're the woman I intend to spend the rest of my life with. *Marriage* makes that statement... Marry me, Paula.
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Tom Babson : So, you're married, huh?
Richard Babson : Mm hmm.
Tom Babson : Guess you're too old for a father-and-son talk.
Richard Babson : Try me.
Tom Babson : Are you kind?
Richard Babson : Yes, sir.
Tom Babson : Patient and understanding?
Richard Babson : Try to be.
Tom Babson : Got your sense of humor?
Richard Babson : Oh, thank God.
Tom Babson : You know all about sex?
Richard Babson : Ha ha, more than you.
Tom Babson : Don't be so sure...
Richard Babson : Ha. What do you think? Did I pass?
Tom Babson : Nope. None of those things got a goddamned thing to do with makin' a marriage.
Richard Babson : That's good. Because I was lying.
[both start chuckling]
Tom Babson : You know, the only important thing is, do you love her? You know, son, I was tuning your mother out for 42 years... but I still love her.
Richard Babson : I know, dad.
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Richard Babson : [shoveling snow] I can't take it anymore. I'm not used to this. I'm not used to the cold, and I'm not used to being sexually deprived. I'm standing before you with a frozen erection.
Paula McCullen : Don't tell my mother - she'll put a mitten on it.
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Richard Babson : Look at you, trying to kill yourself in a tea room.
Paula McCullen : I was not trying to kill myself!
Richard Babson : Oh, no? You just had to take fourteen Valium to get through your pastrami on rye.
Paula McCullen : I did not have pastrami on rye, I had chicken salad you asshole!