- [Ginger pulls out a joint]
- Carl Purdue: No thanks, I'm trying to quit.
- Ginger: [laughs] These aren't cigarettes. They don't kill you. They let you live, baby.
- Ginger: I don't mean to be mean, Sarah, but just look at yourself. You don't wanna have any fun. You're a fifty-year-old teenager.
- Sarah: Next fall, I start UCLA, pre-law. Then, a couple years of law school, maybe join up with a good firm for a couple of years, specialize, and...
- Scott Daniels: Oh, whoa, what is that, eight, ten years there? What if you get that far and find out you don't like being a lawyer?
- Sarah: I don't plan to not like being a lawyer.
- Scott Daniels: You're programming yourself just like a computer.
- Sarah: Well, what's wrong with that?
- Scott Daniels: Nothing, if you happen to be a computer. You're a real, live human being.
- Sarah: So?
- Scott Daniels: So follow your impulses once in awhile. Be human.
- Captain Blye: I admire your spirit, Captain Jack. I can say this for you, you got balls, like me.
- Captain Jack: But I don't play with mine all the time.
- Captain Blye: We're not gonna let the killer weed fall into the innocent hands of our American youth!
- Carl Purdue: That was great!
- Ducky: What, the grass or us?
- Carl Purdue: Oh, I don't know. Shall we try it all over again, so I can make up my mind?
- Ginger: What, Carl, already?
- Lt. Gower: We found the marijuana, sir!
- Captain Blye: Burn ittt!
- Crowd: No! No! No!
- Captain Blye: I want them to see it destroyed, like it destroys their minds. You kids know what you're doing to yourselves?
- Crowd: Yeah!
- Captain Blye: Your body is a temple.
- Doreen: Oh, I know.
- Captain Blye: You should watch what you put into it.
- Doreen: Oh, I do!
- Captain Blye: Captain Jack and his filthy crew have left Mexico with yet another load of the demon weed. They'll be within our waters tonight. Every man is to stand prepared. Break out the boats and lower the cannons!
- Sarah: Ginger, I'm not sure this is such a good idea.
- Ginger: What do you mean? We deserve a party. We need a party!
- Sarah: I just don't know about this.
- Ginger: School's out now. It's time to have some fun, you know.
- Sarah: Ginger, I'm just afraid...
- Ginger: As usual! Oh, Sarah, we're not gonna have an orgy. It's just a little party.
- Sarah: [thinks about it] Okay. But, don't get carried away.
- Ginger: [on the phone] Willie's One Stop? Do you deliver? Oh, great. What does your delivery boy look like? Yeah? How old is he? Perfect! Oh, just so we'll know what he looks like when he comes.
- Champagne Boy: [shaking] Take it slow. That's good. Okay.
- Champagne Girl: [shaking] I think its coming.
- Champagne Boy: I - I can't - I can't - it's...
- Champagne Girl: What? Well, get a better grip on it!
- Champagne Boy: Well, okay. I'm having a little trouble - eh...
- Champagne Girl: I'm almost there!
- Champagne Boy: Okay! That's good!
- [just opened champagne bottle comes into view]
- Champagne Girl: Ahhh!
- [rushes bubbly champagne bottle to her open lips]
- Ginger: What are you studying in school? You gonna be a cop like your Daddy?
- Officer Jay: No, it's just temporary. I'm studying to be a veterinarian. Specializing in...
- Ginger: In what?
- Officer Jay: [looking at the dancers] Animal husbandry.
- Doreen: [singing] I knew a guy whose name is Chuck.
- Ducky, Sarah, Scott Daniels, Pizza Boy, Officer Jay: Hay-La-Di-Li-Di-Lo
- Doreen: All night like he liked to -
- [laughs]
- Scott Daniels: [singing] I knew a girl from Chula Vista
- Ducky, Ginger, Doreen, Pizza Boy, Officer Jay: Hay-La-Di-Li-Di-Lo
- Scott Daniels: We did it so much I got a blista
- Ducky: [singing] I knew a guy his name was Ron
- Ginger, Doreen, Scott Daniels, Pizza Boy, Officer Jay: Hay-La-Di-Li-Di-Lo
- Ducky: He liked me to do it with my high heels on
- Ginger: [singing] I know a girl whose name is Ducky
- Ducky, Doreen, Scott Daniels, Pizza Boy, Officer Jay: Hay-La-Di-Li-Di-Lo
- Ginger: She made sure all the guys got lucky
- Pizza Boy: [singing] I am the Pizza Delivery Boy
- Ducky, Ginger, Doreen, Scott Daniels, Officer Jay: Hay-La-Di-Li-Di-Lo
- Pizza Boy: Eat my salami, it gives me joy
- Carl Purdue: I'm not angry. Surprised, yes. I just didn't think you were that kind of girl to take advantage of a situation like this.
- Sarah: I'm sorry, Uncle Carl.
- Carl Purdue: It's just not like you.
- Sarah: I know, but...
- Carl Purdue: Did your friends, Cinnamon and Goosey...
- Sarah: Ginger and Ducky.
- Captain Blye: Ah-ha! There they are. The scoundrels! Libertines! Flaunting their booty.
- Lt. Gower: Maybe its just a party, sir. Or, a weenie roast!
- Captain Blye: Weenie roast? Are you going to contradict me? I'll show you a weenie roast. Tell the armory to break out the cannons!
- Captain Blye: [to the libertines after throwing the confiscated pot on a bon fire] This killer weed has destroyed more lives than typhoid, syphilis, leprosy! It rots your brain! You're in the bloom of youth and you're letting in this poison. People who indulge in this perverted practice, they grow up to be whores! Pimps! Killers!
- Scott Daniels: Politicians!
- Sarah: And Coast Guard Captains!
- Mrs. Brinker: [arrives on the scene] Captain, what's going on here? What's burning?
- Captain Blye: Rome! And the raping! Pillaging!