Author! Author! (1982)

Dyan Cannon: Alice Detroit

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• Ivan : [finding Alice at a table with three champagne flutes; a single aspirin is in front of each]  Why all the champagne?

  Alice : I need it to take the aspirin.

  Ivan : Why do you need aspirin?

  Alice : Oh, champagne gives me a headache.

• Seth Shapiro : [helping her on with her fur coat]  What a fabulous look! What's it called?

  Alice : Peach Divine.

  Seth Shapiro : Is it edible?

  Alice : Do you think he's bi-sexual?

  Ivan : He never looked at a woman in his life!