Whoops Apocalypse (1982)

Barry Morse: President Johnny Cyclops

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Quotes 

• President Johnny Cyclops : I don't like the sounds of this.

  The Deacon : Sir, if the Lord had meant us to like everything we heard, he wouldn't have given us commercial radio.

• [Cyclops has been shot] 

  President Johnny Cyclops : Oh, God. I have sinned. I have sinned!

  The Deacon : Hush. He may hear you.

• President Johnny Cyclops : You had me shot just to get public sympathy?

  The Deacon : Sir, this will blow your popularity through the roof. Henesy and his Democrat rats won't know what hit them.

  [cut to a news broadcast] 

  Jay Garrick : Waves of letters of sympathy have been set after one of the most shocking and horrific acts in recent memory. Presidential candidate Jimmy Hennessy was run over by a speeding ambulance outside his home and had both his legs crushed. The ambulance contained President Johnny Cyclops, who was said to have only received flesh wounds after being shot at a TV taping this afternoon.

• The Deacon : Everything went well, sir, the lobotomy wasn't necessary.

  President Johnny Cyclops : Well, I should think not. Anyone who tries to give me a lobotomy will get a piece of my mind!

• President Johnny Cyclops : Hell, Shah Rassim, this is president Johnny Cyclops. You may have noticed I am communicating with you by means of a parrot. This is because what I am about to tell you is of a highly confidential and secretive - are you sure he's getting all this, Deacon? The Quark Bomb has not been stolen by a terrorist. We stole it, and gave it to a terrorist; it's being smuggled to help you regain your rightful perch- throne! And we hope to get you off of that ferry very soon.

  The Deacon : And the rest, Mr. President?

  President Johnny Cyclops : P.S. Would you please, eat me?