Stripes (1981)

William Lucking: Recruiter

Quotes 

• Recruiter : Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor? That's robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing.

  John Winger : Convicted? No.

  Russell Ziskey : Never convicted.

• Recruiter : Now, are either of you homosexuals?

  John Winger : [John and Russell look at each other]  You mean, like, flaming, or...

  Recruiter : Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.

  Russell Ziskey : No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*.

  John Winger : Yeah, would they send us someplace special?

  Recruiter : I guess that's "no" on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam your autograph...