Stripes (1981)

Lance LeGault: Col. Glass

Quotes 

• Col. Glass : [menacingly]  You screw this up, Stillman... and I'll have you assigned to a weather station above the Arctic Circle! You got that?

  Captain Stillman : [contrite]  Yes, sir... thank you, sir.

  Col. Glass : Good.

  [turns and leaves] 

• Corporal, Stillman's aide : [Stillman is in his office, using a telescope to spy out his window and into the women's shower... Glass and the corporal walk in]  Excuse me, C-C-Captain...

  Captain Stillman : [angry]  When I don't want to be disturbed...

  Col. Glass : [interrupting]  STILLMAN!

  Captain Stillman : [breaks the window and sends the telescope through it, then turns around and stands at attention]  Yes, sir!

  Corporal, Stillman's aide : Colonel Glass to see you, sir.

  Captain Stillman : I can see that, Corporal! Dismissed.

  [to Glass] 

  Captain Stillman : Oh, it's a pleasure to see you, sir!

  Col. Glass : Let's skip the bullshit, Captain. I have a problem, and I need your help. Are you familiar with the EM-50 project we have in Italy?

  Captain Stillman : Yes... it's a tank... or something.

  Col. Glass : [impatiently]  It's an Urban Assault Vehicle!