S.O.B. (1981)

Loretta Swit: Polly Reed

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Quotes 

• Dr. Irving Finegarten : Hello Polly.

  Polly Reed : Irving!

  Dr. Irving Finegarten : You look like an anemic turtle.

  Polly Reed : You're gonna let that SHYSTER on?

  Dr. Irving Finegarten : I could sue you for calling me that, Polly! A shyster is a disreputable lawyer. I'M a QUACK!

• [Polly Reed is about to enter through the back door] 

  Dr. Irving Finegarten : I remember this scene in "The Thing." There was this horrible monster on the other side of the...

  Ben Coogan : [distressed]  Will you shut up! I swear...

  [Polly Reed comes through the kitchen door] 

  Ben Coogan : Hi, Polly!

  Dr. Irving Finegarten : Amazing coincidence! I was just talking about you.

  Polly Reed : Oh, were you really, Irving?

• Polly Reed : [to her husband whom she's sharing a hospital room]  Open your mouth Willard, and I'll smear Krazy Glue on your bed pan!

• Polly Reed : [after being denied entry to the studio while Dr. Finegarten is allowed into it]  You're gonna let that shyster in?

  Dr. Irving Finegarten : [coming back out to address Polly]  I could sue you for calling me that. A shyster is a disreputable lawyer. I'm a quack!

• Nurse : I'll see what I can do.

  Polly Reed : You'll do more than just see, missy! You'll do! See?

• Polly Reed : Now, you listen to me, you penny-ante, pea-brain, junior G-man. If you know what's good for you, you better get on that phone and tell Mr. 'Big Shot' Farmer, that I said he better let me on that stage or I'll crucify him in 150 newspapers every day for the rest of his useless life!

• Polly Reed : Do you know what that meant, huh? That's your ass!