It's Magic, Charlie Brown (1981 TV Short)

Michael Mandy: Charlie Brown

Quotes 

• Charlie Brown : [after Charlie Brown gets done kicking the football away from Lucy three times] 

  [Sarcastically] 

  Charlie Brown : What's the matter?

  [He approaches her carrying the football, and walks around her] 

  Charlie Brown : Did you lose something? Is this yours?

  [Throws the football point blank into her chest on "yours". He forces her arm to put the ball back down in a teed-up position before he kicks it away from her again] 

  Charlie Brown : Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha, ha!

• Lucy van Pelt : [after Charlie Brown finally reappears from his invisibility and Lucy pulls the ball away from him again; last lines]  Welcome home, Charlie Brown.

  Charlie Brown : I did it; I finally kicked that football!

  Lucy van Pelt : Oh no, you didn't! I just pulled it away!

  Charlie Brown : I did it when I was invisible. I did it!

  Lucy van Pelt : [as Charlie sits up]  You can't prove it, Charlie Brown. No one will believe you.

  Charlie Brown : [as Snoopy comes over to them]  Snoopy knows I did it. He made it possible.

  Lucy van Pelt : [angrily]  Why, that stupid dog of yours couldn't disappear himself out of a paper bag!

  [Snoopy growls at her for that, then starts zapping her with a levitation spell] 

  Lucy van Pelt : Hey, what are you doing?

  [She starts rising in the air] 

  Lucy van Pelt : Put me down, put me down!

  [She keeps rising until she is about 10 feet in the air, then stops] 

  Lucy van Pelt : Hey, hey! You can't leave me up here! Hey!

  [Snoopy and Charlie Brown start laughing and dancing around] 

  Lucy van Pelt : Hey, what about me?

  [They both run off, still dancing and laughing. Calling after them] 

  Lucy van Pelt : Hey! Hey, what about me?

• Charlie Brown : [after falling out his front door while still invisible]  This is ridiculous. I can't walk downstairs because I can't see my feet. Snoopy will just have to make me visible again.

  [searches for Snoopy, but can't find him] 

  Charlie Brown : Snoopy? Snoopy?... Snoopy! Now where can Snoopy be? Where is that dog? I just have to find Snoopy. I can't go on like this.

• Charlie Brown : [he scolds Snoopy and Woodstock for laughing while Snoopy practices his magic]  You two'd better settle down. The owner of a cat next door just called. He complained about the racket that you two were making. He says it's upsetting his cat, and for you two to stop this racket.

• [Snoopy has covered an invisible Charlie Brown in mud] 

  Charlie Brown : I feel like a chocolate chip cookie.

• Charlie Brown : [shortly after it starts raining and he's left alone, invisible]  It's raining. Where did everybody go? What about me?

• Charlie Brown : [after asking Snoopy to make him visible again, Snoopy, unsure how to do it yet, gets a bucket of soapy water, scrubs him down until he's covered from head to toe with soapsuds, then takes the bucket and throws the rest of the water at him, just to watch the suds go away leaving him the same way]  A lot of good that did. I'm still invisible, and now I'm all wet.

• Marcie : And now for the best trick of all: the Great Houndini will now perform the great disappearing act. This calls for another volunteer from the audience.

  Lucy van Pelt : [Still woozy from falling out of the air onto her back during the previous trick]  Boy, I volunteered once.

  [Turns to him, sitting next to her] 

  Lucy van Pelt : Maybe you should go this time, Charlie Brown.

  Charlie Brown : [Speaking basically to Lucy]  *Me*?

  Marcie : Yes. The gentleman who just said 'me', please come forward.

  Charlie Brown : [to Marcie this time]  Me?

  Marcie : Yes, yes. The gentleman with the large round head, please come right up.

• Marcie : Quiet, quiet, while the Great Houndini readies himself.

  Lucy van Pelt : [to Charlie Brown]  I wonder what this trick is going to be?

  Marcie : We would like another volunteer for the great levitation trick.

  Charlie Brown : [astonished]  *Woooow*!

  Marcie : Before your very eyes, the Great Houndini will raise the person into the air.

  Lucy van Pelt : [raising her hand]  Boy, I'd like to try that!

  Marcie : Great! We have a volunteer! Please come up, madam!

  [Lucy comes onstage, then Marcie gestures to a waiting table] 

  Marcie : Just lie here on that table.