Justin Dana: Jeff Kramer
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Quotes
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Jeff Kramer : [flicking a light switch on and off] Look Mom Disco!
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Pat Kramer : The Strange, almost stranger than strange. Unbelievable story of Pat Kramer is the one that must be told. I know because unfortunately, I am Pat Kramer.
[rewinds tape recorder and puts it on play]
Pat Kramer : [Tape Recorder] The strange, almost stranger than strange...
[stops tape recorder]
Jeff Kramer : Hey Mom!
Pat Kramer : I'm busy Jeff!
Jeff Kramer : Mom, it's an emergency!
Pat Kramer : Honey what is it? Jeff honey what is it?
Jeff Kramer : [Jeff and friends taking pictures of Pat in front of her doll house] Say Cheese! Make believe there's a birdie there pose!
Pat Kramer : Jeff, go to your room right now. And the rest of you off the furniture!
[Slams Door]
Pat Kramer : And what are you grinning at you big creep?
[smacks the Stan doll to the floor and a glass breaking in the next room]
Pat Kramer : Now, I am really mad.
Beth Kramer : I'm taking mom to show and tell.
Jeff Kramer : You are not! she's comin' with me! she's gonna do A LITTLE BAR OF SOAP and that's final!
Pat Kramer : I am mad, I want everybody out of here right now.
