History of the World: Part I (1981)
Harvey Korman: Count de Monet
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Quotes
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Count de Monet : Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise!
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Count de Monet : Your Majesty, you look like the piss-boy!
King Louis XVI : And you look like a bucket of shit!
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Count de Monet : It is said that the people are revolting.
King Louis XVI : You said it! They stink on ice!
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Bearnaise : I don't like your cuffs!... I don't like your cuffs! I don't like your cuffs! A man's cuffs should be even with the tip of his 'pee-pee'. Yours are all the way down to your balls!
Count de Monet : At least I have them!
Bearnaise : Bitch!
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Bearnaise : Pardon! Pardon! Pardon!
Count de Monet : Yes?
Bearnaise : You are pissing on my shoe.
Count de Monet : [grinning] Sorry...
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Insolent Flunky : Count Da Money!
Count de Monet : De Monet! Say it... Mo - nay! Say it with me, Mo - nay!
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King Louis XVI : Ah, the Count Da Money!
Count de Monet : It's "De Mon... "
King Louis XVI : DON'T correct me!
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Count de Monet : [to the piss boy] Wait for the shake!
