History of the World: Part I (1981)

Charlie Callas: Soothsayer - The Roman Empire

Quotes 

• Soothsayer - The Roman Empire : Sooth! Soothsaying! Get your sooth said right here. I can tell the future. You, sir! For a wee fee of two drachmas, I can tell you your future. Yes, yes, I see... I see... I see that you are going on a long journey. Yes. You, sir, are going to Rome.

  Roman Citizen - The Roman Empire : But I am in Rome.

  Soothsayer - The Roman Empire : Do I lie? Sooth, sooth! We give great sooth!