History of the World: Part I (1981)
Bea Arthur: Dole Office Clerk
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Quotes
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Dole Office Clerk : Occupation?
Comicus : Stand-up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk : What?
Comicus : Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk : Oh, a *bullshit* artist!
Comicus : *Grumble*...
Dole Office Clerk : Did you bullshit last week?
Comicus : No.
Dole Office Clerk : Did you *try* to bullshit last week?
Comicus : Yes!
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Dole Office Clerk : Occupation?
Gladiator - The Roman Empire : Gladiator.
Dole Office Clerk : Did you kill last week?
Gladiator - The Roman Empire : No.
Dole Office Clerk : Did you try to kill last week?
Gladiator - The Roman Empire : Yeah.
Dole Office Clerk : Now, listen, this is your last week of unemployment insurance. Either you kill somebody next week or we're going to have to change your status, got it?
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Dole Office Clerk : I'm sorry, I'm on my wine break.