History of the World: Part I (1981) Poster

Madeline Kahn: Empress Nympho

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  • Empress Nympho : Bob?

    Bob : Yes, Your Highness?

    Empress Nympho : Oh, Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?

    Crowd : Whooooaaaaaaa!

    Bob : Well, we could use another wine steward.

    Josephus : I got a great corkscrew!

    Crowd : Whoooaaaaaaa!

    Josephus : Damn, this a hip crowd!

  • Marcus Vindictus : Oh Nympho, I would do anything to gain your favor. How can I catch you? How can ensnare you? What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant!

    Empress Nympho : Ah, but the servant waits, while the *master* baits!

  • Empress Nympho : [to her litter bearers]  Could you *please* step on the same foot at the same time! My tits are falling off!

  • Empress Nympho : Virgins, put on your "no entry" signs! We are about to confront... guys!

  • Josephus : [pouring the Empress some wine]  Say when.

    Empress Nympho : [she looks him up and down]  8:30.

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