History of the World: Part I (1981)

Dom DeLuise: Emperor Nero

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Quotes 

• Marcus Vindictus : Oh, Caesar. I've spread civilization to the farthest reaches of the Empire! I've conquered and subdued the barbaric hordes in the name of Rome! I've penetrated into the farthest...

  Emperor Nero : What's under the sheet?

  Marcus Vindictus : Sheet?

  Emperor Nero : SHEET!

  Marcus Vindictus : Oh! Oh, the sheet! Yes, to begin with, Number One, a beautiful, hand-carved, alabaster...

  [whips off the sheet] 

  Marcus Vindictus : Bathing basin!

  Emperor Nero : Nice. Nice. Not thrilling, but nice.

• Emperor Nero : Here, wash this!