Rising Damp (1980)
John Cater: Bert
Quotes
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Miss Ruth Jones : [points to magazines in Rigsby's hands] What are those?
Rigsby : Oh, they're, er... photographic studies, Miss Jones... for the nature lover. A sort of hymn of praise to the female form.
Miss Ruth Jones : Do you mean they're nudes?
Rigsby : Er... yes.
Miss Ruth Jones : [disgusted] I see. If you'll excuse me, Mr. Rigsby. It's rather warm in here.
Rigsby : [Rigsby confronts Bert] What did you have to go and do that for? What's she going to think of me now?
Bert : Well I'm sorry, Rigsby. I didn't know you fancied her.
Rigsby : Well, why not?
Bert : I thought you only like women with staples across their stomachs.