The Hollywood Knights (1980)

Stuart Pankin: Dudley Laywicker

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Quotes 

• Dudley : [Dudley is calling his mother from Tubby's]  Mother?

  Dudley's Mother : Dudley?

  Dudley : Mother, I am calling you to tell you I will be out rather late tonight. In point of fact, I might not be in at all.

  Dudley's Mother : [looks around]  You're not in bed, dear.

  Dudley : Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid.

  Dudley's Mother : You're going to be a little late.

  Dudley : Not late, mother, laid; the past participle of the verb 'to lay'. Mother, I am going to screw someone.

  [she faints, he hangs up] 

  Dudley : Now I just have to figure out how.

• Dudley : But I simply cannot function without my glasses, or my puffer!

• Dudley : Don't hurt me! I think I may be a bleeder!

• Dudley : [wheezing]  We're going to... to go to... to Watts at two o'clock in the morning?

  [takes a hit off his inhaler, subtly drops it, calmly] 

  Dudley : Let's go!

• Mrs. Freidman : [after Dudley, whose stripped of his outfit and glasses, wanders upon Mrs. Freidman and Nevans half naked]  Nevans, get my clothes!

  Dudley : Look! We're all in our underwear!