Gilda Live (1980)

Don Novello: Father Guido Sarducci

Quotes 

• Father Guido Sarducci : That's forever. Forever. I know some Priests they say forever and ever. I really don't think the 'and ever' is necessary. Forever kinda covers it, you know. Forever means forever.

• Father Guido Sarducci : I gotta this idea for a school I would like to start. Something called the Five Minute University. And it - the idea is that in five minutes you learn what the average college graduate remembers five years after he or she's out of-a school.