Airplane! (1980)
Al White: Second Jive Dude
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Quotes
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First Jive Dude : Shiiit, man. That honky mofo messin' mah old lady--got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
[Subtitle: Golly, that white fellow better stay away from my wife, or I will punch him]
Second Jive Dude : Hey, home', I can dig it. He ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap-up on you, man.
[Subtitle: Yes, he is wrong for doing that]
First Jive Dude : I say hey, sky. Subba say I wan' see...
Second Jive Dude : Uh-huh.
First Jive Dude : ...pray to J, I did the same-ol', same-ol'.
[Subtitle: I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry]
Second Jive Dude : Hey, knock yo'self a pro, Slick. That gray matter backlot perform us down; I take TCBin', man!
[Subtitle: Don't be so naive, Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice]
First Jive Dude : Hey, you know what they say. See a broad to get dat booty ac'ion...
First Jive Dude , Second Jive Dude : ...lay her down, or smack 'em, yak 'em!
[Subtitle: Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise]
First Jive Dude : Cold got to be! Y'know?
[Subtitle: How true!]
First Jive Dude : Shiiit!
[Subtitle: Golly!]
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Randy : Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude : 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
[Subtitle: I ATE SOMETHING THAT IS MAKING MY INSIDES CRAMP UP]
Randy : I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude : Cutter say 'e can't HANG!
[Subtitle: MY BUDDY HERE SAYS HE CAN'T TAKE THIS FOR MUCH LONGER]
Jive Lady : Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy : Oh, good.
Jive Lady : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy : All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady : [to the Second Jive Dude] Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.
[Subtitle: JUST BE PATIENT MY FRIEND. SHE'S GOING TO BRING SOMETHING ON HER WAY BACK TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
Second Jive Dude : What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
[Subtitle: MA'AM, I'M NOT STUPID. I UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE JUST SAID]
Jive Lady : Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!
[Subtitle: GIVE ME A BREAK! IF YOU DON'T WANT HELP, I WON'T HELP YOU!]
First Jive Dude : Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady : Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.
[Subtitle: NEVER MIND. YOU'RE STUPID, ANYWAY. GOLLY!]
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Elaine Dickinson : Would you gentlemen care to order your dinners?
First Jive Dude : Bet, babe. Slide a piece o' da' porter. Drinks, I run da' java.
[Subtitle: I'LL HAVE THE STEAK]
Second Jive Dude : Lookie here. I can dig grease 'n chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.
[Subtitle: I'LL HAVE THE FISH]