The North Avenue Irregulars (1979)

Dick Fuchs: Howard

Quotes 

• [In a saloon, Jane and Marv Fogleman "Chief T-Man" are in there, and Jane is disguised silly like a saloon girl. Howard "Jane's fiancé" and his mother just arrive] 

  Howard Carlisle : Jane!

  Jane : Howard!

  Howard Carlisle : What are you doing in here?

  Jane : Uh? I was uh... having a little refreshment.

  Mother Carlisle : Oh, is that what they call it these days? Ask her who the man is, Howard.

  Howard Carlisle : Who is that...?

  Jane : Howard, I'll call you later.

  Mother Carlisle : Ask her who the man is, Howard!

  Howard Carlisle : Who is that...?

  Jane : Howard, I'll call you later!

  [Howard's mom pokes him, still forcing him to ask it] 

  Howard Carlisle : Who is that man?

  Jane : He's just a guy. He bought me a drink, is that a crime?

  Mother Carlisle : I told you she wasn't right for you, in the first place.

  Howard Carlisle : Yes, Mother.