The Muppet Movie (1979)

Cloris Leachman: Lord's Secretary

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Quotes 

• [Kermit and the Muppets arrive in Hollywood] 

  Miss Piggy : Oh, Kermie, look, it's wonderful. Like a dream come true.

  Kermit : Well, don't count your tadpoles until they've hatched, I still have to audition, you know.

  Floyd Pepper : Hey, there ain't nothin' to it but to do it!

  Lord's Secretary : [closes the door]  And where do you think you're going?

  Kermit : Oh, hi there. We're here to audition for Lew Lord.

  Lord's Secretary : You just can't walk in here off the street you know, especially with all these animals.

  Kermit : Animals? Wh-What's wrong with animals?

  [Muppets mutter indignantly but indistinctly] 

  Lord's Secretary : This is a movie studio, not a zoo. Besides...

  [sneezes] 

  Lord's Secretary : ...I'm allergic to animal hair. Now get along all of you.

  Kermit : Now wait a second, miss. I may not be one of your fancy Hollywood frogs, but I deserve a chance, and we're going to stay right here in this office until you let us in to see Lew Lord. Aren't we, gang?

  [the Muppets shout "Yes" indistinctly] 

  Lord's Secretary : [on the phone]  Security, Miss Tracey. I want to report a...

  [the Muppets shake their fur, causing the secretary to sneeze convulsively until she finally opens the office door]