Chilly Scenes of Winter (1979)
John Heard: Charles
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Quotes
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Blind Man : What do you want?
Charles : [laughing crazily] What do I want? I wanna marry Laura. I thought everybody knew that. I'd even settle for living with her. What do I want? Let's talk about what I have. You know what I have? I have, I have... an unemployed jacket salesman living in my spare room, I have a mother that won't get out of the bathtub, I have a sister that always wants me to be happy, I have a stepfather that wants me to take disco lessons and I have a secretary that wants me to throw parties so that she can make dips. And I have this boss that wants *me* to give his son advice on his sexual problems!
Blind Man : You've been up all night. That only makes things look worse.
Charles : Yeah? I really thought I was having a nervous breakdown for a second there.
Blind Man : [sympathetically] Oh, sure!
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Charles : [examining a movie poster for a skin flick] You're prettier than she is.
Laura : Now I'm prettier than a porno star. Would you stop it?
Charles : Stop what?
Laura : We go to movies and you say I look better than the movie stars. We go to the best restaurant in town and you say I'm a better cook than the chef. You have this exalted view of me and I hate it. If you think I'm that great, there must be something wrong with you.
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Clara : [at Thanksgiving dinner] How are your parents, Sam? Where are they living?
Sam : Well, my father's living in an apartment on Lee Road and my mother's still in the house.
Clara : Did you hear that, Charles? Sam's parents aren't living together!
Charles : You knew that, Mom! Sam's parents haven't lived together since Sam and I were in the eighth grade.
Clara : I certainly did not know that! That must make you very sad, Sam.
Sam : I'm accustomed to it.
Clara : Brave boy!
Charles : Do you want me to get the food, Mother?
Clara : What food?
Charles : The turkey!
Clara : There isn't any turkey.
Charles : Well, whatever it is that you prepared, would you like me to go into the kitchen and get it?
Clara : I didn't prepare anything. There isn't any dinner. Ha ha. There isn't any dinner!
Sam : I guess the joke's on us.
Clara : [laughing hysterically] That's right. The joke's on you!
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Charles : The day my grandfather killed himself, he went hunting and shot two grouse. After the funeral, my grandmother cleaned and cooked the grouse.
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Charles : What's your name?
Laura : Laura Connolly.
Charles : What a...
Laura : [finishing his sentence] "What a beautiful name."
Charles : No, no. I wasn't gonna say that. I wasn't gonna say, "What a beautiful name." I was gonna say, "What a coincidence."
Laura : What?
Charles : That your name is Laura. My name is Charles.
Laura : I don't get it. What's the coincidence?
Charles : There isn't any. Just wanted to tell you my name.
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Charles : [listening to Janis Joplin's 'Get It While You Can'] Janis, how can I get it if she won't come out of her A-frame?
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Charles : [walking into Laura's unfurnished apartment] I thought maybe this might be your minimalist period.
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Charles : I thought you said you were on the trampoline team in high school.
Laura : I was on the trampoline team in high school.
Charles : That must have been before it became a competitive sport.
Laura : I never said I was any good, you know. See, I had these terrible bow-legs. Somebody told me if you jump on the trampoline a lot, it'll straighten out your bow-legs.
Charles : How can jumping on a trampoline straighten out bow-legs?
Laura : I was misinformed!
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Charles : [about the yellow ribbon in her hair] That's a nice ribbon in your hair.
Clara : Well, I told the nurse that it was like the song. "Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree."
[Clara starts to sing the song]
Mrs. DeLillo : [wearing a green ribbon] And I say tie a green ribbon 'round the old oak tree.
Clara : Mine's a real song!
Pete : Mommy sure does know her music, doesn't she?
Mrs. DeLillo : [angrily] Huh!
Pete : Mrs. DeLillo knows her music, too.
Mrs. DeLillo : Thank you so much.
