James Bond III: Tyrone Millman
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Tyrone Millman : Astrology can do for basketball what the light bulb did for night baseball. Can you dig?
Toby Millman : Yes, I can dig, Ty. I can also dig that I am working my buns off.
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Tyrone Millman : You see, what we got to do is surround you with cats that are on your same plane.
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Mona Mondieu : Oh, Basketball. Well, I'll have you know I charted an entire year of dog racing, not to mention the Super Bowl. You know, sports are like everything else. They all depend on the stars. You know, given the proper information, I can chart practically anything.
Tyrone Millman : How would you like to be our team astrologer?
Mona Mondieu : Oh, I don't know about that. I mean, all those big guys running around in little satin suits and crowds and noise and sweat socks. No. No, I don't think so. I mean I have a such a week ahead of me.
Tyrone Millman : They're all - Pisces.
Mona Mondieu : All Pisces?
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Tyrone Millman : All the cats are crying to be traded anyway, right? I mean, they're ready to pay Tilson to cut them loose. So that leaves you. I mean, you're the franchise. Now, say you got a couple of chickens - a rooster and some hens. There's nothing wrong with the rooster. There's nothing wrong with the chickens. They just don't seem to get along. Get rid of the chickens. You get some chickens that aren't on a rooster's trip. Slam dunk! We got eggs.
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Tyrone Millman : The answer is in the cosmic complexities of the situation, like, um, like say, for example, the '69 Mets.
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Tyrone Millman : Yo, why don't you cats just cool it, okay?
Lucian Tucker : Take a walk, midget!
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Tyrone Millman : Get down, Pythons! Get down, Pythons! My team. Pythons. Get down, Pythons. Get down.
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Harry the Trainer : No, no, no, no. There's no dames in the locker room.
Tyrone Millman : Hey, Harry, she's no dame. She's a lady.
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Tyrone Millman : I got to tell you guys something. The reason you were all picked, as you all must've figured out by now, is because you're all born under the same sign of Pisces. The fish.
Rev. Grady Jackson : A fish?
Tyrone Millman : Yeah. See, you cats are astrologically compatible. This means that together - together - hey, I mean, you cats can do anything. I mean you can take on a whole army and win - just because the universe, the cosmos, are all on your side. Now, I know that this doesn't make a whole lot of sense to y'all right now, but, each and every one of you, wait and see. Hey, when you get on the court, you'll feel it. I mean, you'll feel like you're a part of something that's bigger than just you. And you'll see that everything will just come down right. And remember, it's the chemistry that you got to believe in. It's the Pisces combination - that'll make it all work.
