All That Jazz (1979)

Leland Palmer: Audrey Paris

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Quotes 

• Joe Gideon : [after a run-through, for VIPS, of a critical number in the show he's rehearsing]  Ooh, I don't think they liked it... what do you think?

  Audrey Paris : [not smiling]  I don't know about the others... but I think it's the best work you've ever done - you son of a bitch.

• Audrey Paris : Quick. Tell me. What was the name of the girl in Philadelphia, the blonde with the television show?

  Joe Gideon : Ah, the blonde with the television show. The blonde with the television show in Philadelphia? I remember that girl's name. I remember that girl's name because that girl meant something to me. The blonde with the television show - her name was Sweetheart!

  Audrey Paris : [Audrey shakes her head]  Uh-uh.

  Joe Gideon : Honey?

  Audrey Paris : Nope.

  Joe Gideon : Baby.

  [introspective] 

  Joe Gideon : I can't remember her name.

  Audrey Paris : [frustrated]  Dorothy. Her name was Dorothy!

  Joe Gideon : Who cares? I can't remember her name.

• Joe Gideon : OK, now, all I wanna do now is to read easily - easily through the script, and, frankly, I'm not too familiar with it myself. So if we go through it, then you'll give Paul and me some rough idea of what we've got. Okay, no - no acting. Everyone just take it easy. Easy. All right, lights up. Audrey, you have your first number, and then you begin reading on page - page two.

  Audrey Paris : You see, Sammy, in California, everybody needs a car. I got a friend who bought a Mercedes just to get to the bathroom.

• Kate Jagger , Audrey Paris , Michelle Gideon : [singing]  Ya better stop, Ya better change, Ya better stop, Ya better change, Ya better stop, Ya better change, Ya better stop, Ya better change, Ya better stop and change your ways today, I said stop! Change! Stop!

  Kate Jagger : Please.