All That Jazz (1979)
Robert Hitt: Ted Christopher
Quotes
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Jonesy Hecht : [about the Airotica number] It's uh... uh... interesting.
Ted Christopher : Very interesting.
Joe Gideon : You liked it?
Jonesy Hecht : It's unusual.
Ted Christopher : Very unusual.
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Paul Dann : God, I hope he doesn't pick her. She's uglier than a witch's tit.
Ted Christopher : The expression is "colder than a witch's tit".
Paul Dann : How would you know, Ted? You've never seen a woman's tit in your life.
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Paul Dann : Jesus Christ! Sex, sex, sex! Can't he ever think of anything else but sex?
Ted Christopher : That's his sickness.
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Jonesy Hecht : This morning he said he could hardly wait. Said he had a lot of new ideas.
Ted Christopher : And not all that sex stuff, either.