You Can't Do That on Television (1979–2004)

Adam Greydon Reid: Adam, Adam Reid, Self, Ronald Rump, Senior student

Quotes 

• Adam : Hey Ross. Whats with the flag?

  Ross : Well you know what kids? I've just decided that communism ain't so bad after all.

  Alanis : And you made us wear these tacky helmets and then you become a communist.

  Adam : Now cool it comrade,this is just the introductsky

  Adam , Ross , Alanis , Stephanie , Chris , Matthew : to the oppositesovich.

• Matthew : Hi and welcome to You Can't Do That On Television. Today's show is about Enemies and Paranoia.

  Adam : Matthew what's paranoia?

  Ross : The Russians is coming. THE RUSSIANS IS COMING!

  Matthew : That's extreme paranoia; not to mention bad grammar.

• Adam : What is it Ross? Is it the Russians?

  Ross : No! It's a yellow bellied sap sucker you idiot. Of course it's the Russians. Here they come.

  [the 1812 Oveture plays as each person is hit in the face with a cream pie] 

  Russian : See you later capitalistic kidskis.

  Stephanie : Ross you made us go through all of that and all they did was thow pies in our faces?

  Adam : Good one Ross.