You Can't Do That on Television (1979–2004)
Kevin Kubusheskie: Kevin Kubusheskie, Gangster, Kevin, Lone Ranger, Mountie, Senior student
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Mr. Shidler : Now class, as we are going on a field trip, it's most important we know the basics of nature. Can anyone tell me, what are the four natural elements of the universe?
[Lisa raises her hand]
Mr. Shidler : Lisa?
Lisa : Earth.
Mr. Shidler : Right. That's one. Um, Kevin?
Kevin : Uh, air.
Mr. Shidler : That's right. That's two. Uh, Christine?
Christine : Um, fire!
Mr. Shidler : Right. And now, Vanessa. Can you tell me what the fourth element is?
Vanessa : Yeah, but I'm not going to.
Mr. Shidler : Well, Vanessa, either you tell me what the fourth element is, or you tell me you don't know.
Vanessa : Well, either way, I get something dumped on me.
[Gives in]
Vanessa : Okay, water.
[And you know the rest]
Mr. Shidler : Oh, it's moments like these that make teaching worthwhile.
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Dungeon Guard : All right Kubusheskie tell me... How long are you going to keep me chained up in here?
Kevin : 10 years or maybe 20. Who knows?
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Kevin : I'll be glad when we finally get the dishwasher fixed.
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Kevin : Hey Christine. Wutta you doing?
Christine : Kevin? Have you been listening to yourself?
Kevin : No.
Christine : Well you should.
Kevin : It's surfer talk.
Christine : You're not a surfer. You should learn to use good grammar.
Kevin : Wutta am I going to do.
[Kevin groans as a bucket of water is dumped on his head!]
Kevin : Oh come on! I said "what are?"? Not water.
[Kevin groans again]
Christine : See how important it is to use good grammar? I used wuttar but now I say what are instead of wuttar.
[Christine gets a bucket of water dumped on her head]
Kevin : Wonderful isn't it?
Christine : Who made this up? We both got it.