You Can't Do That on Television (1979–2004)

Martin Kerr: Martin Kerr

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• Martin : Dad?

  Senator Lance Prevert : What?

  Martin : Would you write a note to my teacher explaining that our TV set is busted?

  Senator Lance Prevert : What? Our TV set isn't busted. Now, shut up Martin. I'm trying to watch the fight here.

  Martin : Dad, if our TV set isn't busted then I have to write a homework assignment about the opera that just started on PBS.

  Senator Lance Prevert : [takes out a note pad]  What's your teacher's name?