You Can't Do That on Television (1979–2004)

Matthew Godfrey: Matthew

Quotes 

• Adam : Hey Ross. Whats with the flag?

  Ross : Well you know what kids? I've just decided that communism ain't so bad after all.

  Alanis : And you made us wear these tacky helmets and then you become a communist.

  Adam : Now cool it comrade,this is just the introductsky

  Adam , Ross , Alanis , Stephanie , Chris , Matthew : to the oppositesovich.

• Matthew : Hi and welcome to You Can't Do That On Television. Today's show is about Enemies and Paranoia.

  Adam : Matthew what's paranoia?

  Ross : The Russians is coming. THE RUSSIANS IS COMING!

  Matthew : That's extreme paranoia; not to mention bad grammar.