You Can't Do That on Television (1979–2004)

Alanis Morissette: Alanis, Self

Quotes 

• Alasdair : Alanis... I...

  Alanis : Yes, Alasdair?

  Alasdair : [voice cracking]  Alanis... I...

  Alanis : YES, Alasdair?

  Alasdair : Alanis... If... if you won't go with me to the network party, I'm just going to have to kill myself, that's all.

  Alanis : Oh, Alasdair. How touching. I really want to help you. Okay.

  Alasdair : You'll come?

  Alanis : No, I'll go.

  Alasdair : You'll go? Great!

  Alanis : I'll go and get my father's gun.

• Christine : Oh, Alanis?

  Alanis : Yes, Christine?

  Christine : I'm having a party for Bruce Springsteen, you wanna come?

  Alanis : Bruce Springsteen! How do you know him?

  Christine : Well, I don't.

  Alanis : Then how can you have a party for him?

  Christine : You just buy some cheesies and soda pop and watch some videos, and voila.

  Alanis : But he won't be there.

  Christine : Well that's his loss, isn't it?

• Adam : Hey Ross. Whats with the flag?

  Ross : Well you know what kids? I've just decided that communism ain't so bad after all.

  Alanis : And you made us wear these tacky helmets and then you become a communist.

  Adam : Now cool it comrade,this is just the introductsky

  Adam , Ross , Alanis , Stephanie , Chris , Matthew : to the oppositesovich.