Superman (1978)

Larry Hagman: Major

Quotes 

• [Miss Teschmacher is posing as the victim of a car wreck] 

  Sergeant Hayley : She's having trouble breathing sir. What do you think?

  Major : Well, I suggest a vigorous chest massage, and if that doesn't work, uh, mouth-to-mouth.

  Sergeant Hayley : [enthusiastically]  Yes, sir!

  [bends to the task] 

  Major : [the Major pulls him to his feet]  Sergeant, I won't have one of my men doing anything I wouldn't be prepared to do myself.

  Sergeant Hayley : [disappointed]  Yeah, but, sir!

  Major : Get an ambulance. All right, men. Gather around. About face!