- Colonel Farley: Oh, that's private? What is this stuff you're pulling on me? You're just like those guys, those white collar guys down there at Cherry Point. Everything is hush hush! Operation Sand Dust - hush hush! Everybody connected with it - hush hush! Everybody except me because I know something they didn't know I knew.
- [motorcycle tips over]
- Colonel Farley: Now you get away from that! You bastards are all alike. Your disguises and your tricks and your phony ideas!
- Billy Duncan: Colonel, if you'll just call Kathy...
- Sheriff: What can I do for ya, fella?
- Tony Craig: First, you take your feet off the desk. Second, you take the cigar out of your mouth. And third, you stand up.
- Sheriff: Who the hell are you?
- Hip Kid: Yeah, there I was, 30,000 feet straight up! Field full of frozen yo-yos and the string broke. I didn't falter! Just kept on going man! I knew Nirvana was straight around the corner. I turned the corner and ran smack into Betty Crocker! She was running across the sky yelling "You never outgrow your need for milk!" I looked at her, and I said, "Baby... you're something else!" Far out, man! Y'know what I mean?
- [Billy blows up a Star Wars billboard on the side of the road from inside the hippie's van]
- Hip Kid: Faaar out!
- [Billy finds a laser cannon in the desert, starts playing with it and dancing around]
- Billy Duncan: Pow! Pa-pa-pow!
- Chuck Boran: Hey Froggy, you think our boy here would like to give us a little race?
- Froggy: Billy? Hell, he never races!
- Billy Duncan: Who the hell told you that? I'll show you a race!
- [engine stalls, Froggy and Chuck burst into laughter]
- [At a pool party, Chuck is serving hot dogs to a good-looking girl in a bikini]
- Chuck Boran: Whoa, mama. Wouldn't Chuck like to give you his red hot frank!
- Bikini Girl: From what I hear, Chucky, it ain't so hot.