- Guard: It was him!
- Guard: Or his twin.
- Cat Man: Gene's brother was an only child.
- Star Child: Easy, Catman, they are serious.
- Space Ace: And they've got guns!
- Star Child: You're looking for someone, but it's not KISS.
- Melissa: Yes. My fiance, Sam. He was taking pictures of you.
- Sneed: There are dozens of photographers out there. How could anyone ever...?
- Star Child: [Paul raises his hand to cut Sneed off] He was here.
- Sneed: This is ridiculous.
- The Demon: [Growls]
- Star Child: Sam's still in the park.
- Melissa: Unreal! I'd heard about your talisman, but I didn't think they really existed. What's that humming noise?
- Space Ace: Beethoven's Fifth.
- [laughs]
- The Demon: It's the cosmic forcefield that protects our talisman.
- Melissa: Pretty mystical. And if you didn't have them?
- Star Child: With out them, no powers.
- Cat Man: We're just ordinary human beings.
- The Demon: Not quite ordinary.
- Melissa: Too bad everybody doesn't have a talisman.
- Star Child: But they do, they just haven't realized it.
- Abner Devereaux: You are mistaken, my friend, you are ordinary.
- [Walks over to the clone Demon]
- Abner Devereaux: Soon, will be the less, than ordinary.
- [Tests the Demon out, and gets startled with the fire breathe]
- Abner Devereaux: All of you.
- Star Child: Does everybody feel good?
- [audience goes crazy]
- Star Child: Are you ready for the real KISS?
- [audience goes even more crazy]
- Star Child: Are you ready to rock and roll?
- [audience goes even *more* crazy]
- Star Child: All right then. Let's go.
- Cat Man: Weird type of person. I wonder who could've done it?
- Star Child: Good question, Cat Man. What do you compute, Space Ace?
- Space Ace: Insufficient data at the moment, Star Child.
- Cat Man: We better look into it.
- The Demon: [growls]
- Star Child: Hi, Melissa.
- Melissa: How did you know my name?
- Cat Man: He's just showing off.
- Space Ace: A little "Star Power" doesn't hurt either.
- Sam Farrell: There's something going on here I don't understand. I'll give it a quick look and meet you back here in an hour.
- Abner Devereaux: I'm sorry, my dear, this is a restricted area. Only authorized personel are permitted.
- Melissa: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm looking for Mr. Devereaux.
- Abner Devereaux: I'm Mr. Devereaux.
- Melissa: Oh, well, I'm looking for Sam Farrell. I was told you might be able to help me.
- Abner Devereaux: Well, perhaps I can. I'll activate the elevator mechanism. You step inside.
- Star Child: We've got to find Devereaux.
- Cat Man: That's good with me, Star Child. I'm down to my last few lives.
- Melissa: But you must, Mr. Devereaux. Sam never harmed you, neither did I. I'm sorry for you. GIVE HIM BACK TO ME!
- The Demon: [while being choked by the Mummy] This dead man won't die!
- Abner Devereaux: You are addressing me, Demon? Hmm?
- [Shooting Star Child's talisman, with the ray gun]
- Abner Devereaux: Hmm? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
- Abner Devereaux: Armageddon is coming to this park tonight.
- Cat Man: We don't work with a second act, Deveroux, besides, Armageddon is a lame group.
- Star Child: [while fighting Frankenstein] I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
- Abner Devereaux: Believe it? Yes, you can believe it.
- [Shoots Cat Man's talisman with the ray gun]
- Star Child: Ahoy, mates, the ownership approaches.
- Cat Man: Aye, me bucko, with his scurvy crew steaming close behind, and I do mean steaming.
- Sneed: This could get out of hand real easy, Mr. Richards. We don't want a riot on our hands.
- Calvin Richards: A riot? Ha, don't be ridiculous. High spirited kids, that's all I see. They're just reflecting the spirit of the park, that's all. We've got the rides, the attractions and we've got KISS.
- Abner Devereaux: Hold it. That's enough of that. Not in this park.
- Dirty Dee: You talking to us?
- Slime: What's your beef? You a cop?
- Dirty Dee: It's cool. Chopper and Slime don't hurt nobody, 'less they want to.
- Abner Devereaux: Fun is fun, but that's carrying things...
- Slime: Just who are you anyway, old man?
- Abner Devereaux: I happen to be...
- Slime: Who do you happen to be? Huh?
- Calvin Richards: I'll tell you who he is. He built this park and I run it. Now if you can't control yourselves, you'll be out of this park before you get in. Sneed, you and your men keep tabs on these three.
- Abner Devereaux: Simon is a very delicate creature. It took nearly a year and $30,000 to perfect him
- Chopper: C'mon. Perfection? You call some baboon doing a herky-jerky perfection?
- Sneed: We've got close to 2,000 employees here, miss. What with turnover and part time...
- Melissa: But you must know him, he works for someone named "Abner."
- Guard: Oh, Abner Devereaux.
- Sneed: Maybe so, but every time I see Abner, he's got someone new working for him.
- Melissa: This Abner Devereaux, where can I find him?
- Sneed: His workshop's located under the Sky Tower.
- Melissa: You mean underground?
- Guard: Yeah. *Way* underground.